- if you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
- if corn oil comes from corn,where does baby oil come from?
- why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-thru bank machines?
- if its tourist season, why cant we shoot them?
- whats another word for thesaurus?
- why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
- what do they use to ship styrofoam?
- why is abbreviation such a long word?
- why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
- why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- how do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
- is it true that cannibals dont eat clowns because they taste funny?
- doesc "virgin wool" come from sheep the shepard hasn't caught yet?
- when you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
- do blind eskimos have seeing-eye dog sleds?
- do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the special Olympics?
- why do they call it a T.V. set when you order only one?
- if you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? does he scream?
- what was the best thing before sliced bread?
- when a cow laughs, does milk come up its nose?
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